January 2010
Men & Boys: The Difference
sarahjizzle:
stutteringvicki:
junboii:
yoelaizaaaa:
wsuproselie:
A boy may hold open a door for you, because he thinks you’re too weak to do it yourself. A man will hold open a door for you, because he believes you are better than him, and such tasks are beneath you. A boy will remind you of his birthday. A man will remember yours. A boy will dread your time of the month. A man will know...
My best friend wants to aim my other best friend.
marielleisamazing:
Karen, you’re fucking stupid and you’re gonna get punched and “mollywhomped” LOLOLOL
you would dick slap her
i love how you take the time to go through all my...
sarahjizzle:
<3
Today I made more videos at lunch,
marielleisamazing:
and for the first time, English class…..with this one fag named Chaz. K i shall now post (:<
He’s a gayass turkey
People shouldn't make a big deal about sex. It...
sarahjizzle:
(via danielhuynh)
AMEEEEN.
I wrote these words for everyone who struggles in their youth, who won’t accept...
– Lauryn Hill, Everything Is Everything (via chelseababy) (via dopetasticson) (via sarahjizzle)
ayeshyanne:
coupdekoh:
Owning an SLR doesn’t make you a photographer. Wearing “over-the-ear” headphones doesn’t make you a music head. Driving the sports model doesn’t mean you know anything about cars. Going to the gym doesn’t make you tough. Watching dance videos doesn’t mean you know shit about the dance community. Getting an A doesn’t mean you’re smart. Keeping up with the trends doesn’t...
Miss Galaxy (lacks poetic elements)
Intro
Yo, lady of my sky
could you take me up so high?
Away from the city lights, that try to immitate the gleam of the stars
take me somewhere, high and beyond, a place so very far
a place where no one else but you is beside
a place where we both can reside
the heaven beyond the limitations of this atmosphere
a home without fear
Thinking of our meeting day
Please, Miss Galaxy come and take me away
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You're a gayass turkey. Enough of the "You silly...
Swear
definekelsy:
The hella skinny asian girl with big boobs and glasses that everyone reblogs because she is “hella fine” is honestly no that cute. I mean she’s a “butterface”. Everything but her face is nice. Hah, pardon me for being a hater today.
On another note thank you Victoria Ricarte for being there for me after school, I love you girrrl!
Haha you would Kelsy. *High five*! I don’t...
Big Breasts, an arch on her her back, a "nice"...
"This bitch is hot".
Have some more respect. This “bitch” isn’t gunna like you if you call her that.
I’m attracted to the people who are considered freaks. Since I was young, I’ve...
– Johnny Depp (via metallicmoon) (via chrissy-b)
He’s the most normal person I know
"he said,she said"
sarahjizzle:
bitch, shut the hell up and get your damn facts straight before accusing me of shit. i sweaaar, ima stuff this hot pocket down your freakin throat -_-‘
So if I said that, you would give me a hot pocket? :D
where do people get these really cool hats
scratchcardglory:
where do followers even come from i wouldn’t know </3 jk i don’t care tho.
The internet. It has everything except for time machines
See I try and play it safe on my keyboard
lookin at my screen
by strumming up notes
when I pop in a key and lock it
Yet here I find terror
Since I'm just a boy with simple computer errors
Sick of this new virus
Update myself like the boy named Troy
to avoid another Trojan invasion
and evade having to search my mind
and cure this complication
of on and off
One Zero One Zero
My hands I find are the heroes
So I drive my mouse
back and forth
and in my possession is no cheese
so the clicks stay in their hole
but I need to find a solution quickly
before this virus reaches my soul
and I have to reset my whole self
In an attempt to quarantine myself
I lose all memory
Fake smiles is a mask to hide our true emotions.
sarahjizzle:
(via mikeyavila)
Masks can be taken off.
Nigga, I benchpressed 300 pounds today bitch. WUT...
(via karenyabeezy)
Oh well, aren’t you Mr. Coolguy today?
Biters, biters, biters.
Ouuu, don’t we just hate biters? The very word seems to make your teeth grit. How about “hypocrit”? Does that make your teeth grit? Haters on biters, it’s just a stupid cycle. Everyone takes from one another, it’s just a way of being human. Everyone wants to fit in, with an exception of few, but it is desired in some way. Status quo, it’ll always be there. If...
I think people should shut up & quit telling...
thetruest-therealest:
Especially over the fucking internet. It’s like, “bitch you swear you know how I am & how I get.” What if being “fake” is them actually being real? What if dressing like that to them, is comfortable for them. Who the fuck depicts how every race dresses. Just because an asian sags & dresses “ghetto” does not mean he’s tryna’ act “black.” Get the fuck out. Don’t be...
"This nigga..." "AHA!" "HE SAID...!" "*High...
Sick of hearing this all the time during passing period and during lunch.
And “He said…” He said what? Don’t just fucking drop what you’re saying.
Old Songs > New Songs,
djnguyen:
Don’t get me wrong, there some good songs that come out recently. I just prefer older songs.
Agreed
I don't go hard, I ain't a thug, and I for sure...
"The best are the happiest and the happiest are...
-my Fortune cookie
I thought it was a fail Fortune.
I witnessed two of my friends cry today.
Random Joke
alihaaaji:
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. Let’s play a game. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, so long as you can say it in three words.”
The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and, one at a time, lays three 100-dollar bills on the bar and says slowly, “Paint … my … house.”
For when you don't have a Piano/Keyboard but a... →
Treat you like a boy? Handshakes and stuff, urging...
Bleh can’t explain it. Can you answer as much as you can? I’m trying to put as much background as I can into words
Fact:I listen to every type of music, except...
(via kristinechickawaaah)
Some country an exception? I’m sure you don’t listen to Arabic music. Haha but yeah there’s too many genres out there. I listen to everything too ;]
Big Sean has taken Drake's spot next to Kid Cudi...
1067.) I'm sick of seeing these about me's that...
lianes:
EVERYONE DOES?!?!
I swear. so many people have these on their about me’s…. it’s not funny anymore.
)-:
Niggas be jockin my swag since I was in 6th grade